If The Bible Got A Report Card!

What grade would you give the beginning of the Bible if you looked at it like a report card?

The Garden of Eden ends with disobedience and exile

Humanity becomes so corrupt that a global flood wipes almost everyone out

After the reset… Noah ends up drunk and dysfunction continues

Humanity tries to build unity at Babel, and languages are scattered

Over and over the story seems to follow the same cycle:

creation → failure → punishment → reset → failure again.

So the question is worth asking:

If this was a divine plan… why does the beginning read like a string of cosmic do-overs?

Is it a story about human nature?

A theological explanation for suffering and division?

Or something else entirely?